Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but som...
Guys Aren't Your Friends w/ Cristina Mariani | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes up-and-coming comedian Cristina Mariani on First Date. Cristina may think she's too weird for dating apps, but this first date will have you laughing out loud. Lauren gets Cristina talking about men's intentions, one night stands, and narcissistic exes. Cristina's assessments makes you think...this girl is definitely onto something.
First Date Ep. 88
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:25 - Appetizer Questions
00:07:21 - Comedy Material
00:11:27 - Quick Detour
00:16:35 - Her Type
00:21:31 - Men's Bad Intentions
00:29:50 - One Night Stands & Narcissists
00:39:07 - Dessert Question
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47:30
Glow Ups and Celebrity Exes w/ Dylan Carlino | First Date with Lauren Compton
On this episode of First Date, host Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Dylan Carlino for a hilarious deep dive into gay vs. straight dating—where, in the gay world, being hot is the real deal-breaker. Dylan shares his journey from "fat guy" to "newly hot," while they dish on Lauren’s Playboy past and her boyfriend’s mind-blowing celebrity exes. They also swap wild hookup stories, explore the realities of catfishing in the gay community, and debate whether Lauren will, in fact, be a hot mom.
First Date Ep. 87
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Horny and Long Intro
00:01:35 - If He's Hot Though....
00:03:01 - Newly Hot
00:13:29 - Gays Would Like You
00:16:44 - Do You Go on Dates?
00:19:52 - Hot Moms
00:21:24 - Playboy Experience
00:23:31 - Coming Out
00:27:16 - Fat Past
00:30:00 - Keep The Saunas Separate
00:32:16 - Gay Fun Facts
00:34:33 - Hate for Playboy
00:37:19 - Gays Having Sex With Girls
00:38:51 - Wildest Place for Sex
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Placenta on the Menu w/ Sara Weinshenk | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this week's episode of First Date, Lauren welcomes comic Sara Weinshenk. Lauren and Sara get into their vices, hobbies, and distaste of NFTs. Some truths come out about their real feelings about Italian and British men. Sara has a hot model boyfriend with kids, which somehow evolves into conversation about eating placenta and nipple squeezes.
First Date Ep. 86
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:43 - Italian Men & British Dentists
00:07:30 - Vices
00:15:02 - Hobbies
00:19:42 - Family Introductions
00:22:49 - Kids are Tiring
00:26:18 - NFTs
00:28:55 - Model Man
00:31:22 - Pregnancy Kinda Sucks
00:38:32 - Breast Milk
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Catching Day Fades w/ Joey Avery | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, comedian Joey Avery talks about everything from the weird and painful experience of flying to the art of catching day-fades and creating the perfect vibe. He shares his journey into stand-up comedy, and he and Lauren dive into the topic of ayahuasca and its mind-expanding possibilities. Lauren opens up about "peeing for two" while pregnant, and Joey recounts a wild story about crazy sex in a library. They also get into the chaos of planning a proposal while dealing with a meth-head squatter. Tune in for a hilarious, unfiltered conversation you won’t want to miss!
First Date Ep. 85
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:52 - The Pain of Planes
00:02:23 - Peeing For Two
00:04:37 - Am I Retarded?
00:06:57 - Back To Your Ex
00:10:11 - The Day Fade
00:14:12 - Starting Comedy
00:17:56 - We're Having Kids
00:19:05 - Shhh...Let's Have Sex
00:25:14 - Close To Dying
00:26:45 - Rain Man Daddy
00:29:16 - Baby Showers
00:31:51 - Get It Out Of The System
00:33:25 - Dealing with Meth Heads
00:35:11 - The Engagement
00:40:24 - Content Blowing Up
00:43:13 - Stick To The Sketches
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49:02
Pacman’s Playbook | First Date with Lauren Compton
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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, NFL legend Adam "Pacman" Jones gets real about Atlanta strip clubs (and their surprisingly great food), how he met his wife at one, and the moments that shaped him as a person and athlete. They discuss his hidden talents in art and music, his superstar athlete kids, what it takes to be a great parent, and even debate whether we’ve really been to the moon. Don’t miss this fun, unfiltered conversation!
First Date Ep. 85
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:13 - Strip Club Date
00:07:00 - Meeting His Wife
00:11:05 - Smelling The Locker Room
00:14:12 - Defining Moments
00:17:55 - The Best Arrest
00:23:05 - Did We Go To The Moon?
00:30:19 - Mad Pacman
00:32:42 - Pac's Places
00:35:37 - Pac Drops Heat
00:39:40 - Parenting 101
00:42:20 - What It Takes To Be Great
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Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they’re dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in!