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The Watchcast returns from its slumber for a trio of vaguely Christmas-related, and not-so-vaguely violence-related films, and we're kicking things off with Tim Burton's other Batflick, Batman Returns!
CHAPTERS:
(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 116: Batman Returns (1992)
(00:00:19) - Intro.
(00:03:42) - Our topline feelings on this week's movie: Batman Returns!
(00:16:56) - Getting into the production history.
(00:33:49) - Some cast talk, including who COULD have played some of these characters.
(00:42:41) - Tim Burton vs. McDonald's.
(00:48:17) - A few remaining cast notes.
(00:52:30) - Break!
(00:52:50) - We're back, and it's time for a bird baby.
(00:55:49) - Flash forward to modern day Gotham...whenever that's supposed to be.
(01:02:41) - Clowns to the left of me, Penguins to the right, and stuck in the middle with Batman.
(01:05:20) - Meeting The Penguin.
(01:10:11) - Things go bad for Selina.
(01:18:22) - The Penguin makes his above-ground debut, and Bruce gets suspicious.
(01:24:38) - Catwoman's vigilante mission begins, and Bruce and Selina meet.
(01:31:22) - The mayoral campaign kicks off.
(01:33:48) - The circus mayhem resumes, and our three main characters finally meet.
(01:38:52) - An alliance is formed.
(01:41:48) - Framing Batman for Ice Princess murder.
(01:46:34) - The Batmobile is compromised, but Batman fixes everything like five minutes later.
(01:54:34) - Bruce and Selina discover each other's secrets.
(01:58:25) - Max is taken, and the children are in danger...briefly.
(02:02:39) - The penguin army isn't much better of a plan.
(02:06:45) - The final confrontation with Selina and Max, and the Penguin funeral.
(02:12:53) - A beautiful black cat for Christmas? What more could a man ask for?
(02:14:31) - Final thoughts.
(02:21:31) - Going over next week's movie: The Long Kiss Goodnight!
(02:23:58) - Outro.
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115: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
We close out our November the only way we know how: with a bad movie. A bad Final Fantasy movie no less, in Spirits Within. Join us as we pick apart this troubled and expensive production, our own histories with Final Fantasy, and just what it is that happens to your soul when one of those phantom things eats it.
CHAPTERS:
(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 115: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
(00:00:51) - Intro.
(00:03:46) - The brief, expensive, and unremarkable life of Square Pictures.
(00:05:43) - There's SOMETHING here. It's not enough of something, but there's SOMETHING.
(00:13:50) - The cartoon villainy of James Woods. And also the cartoon villainy of James Woods' character.
(00:18:32) - Getting into the production history.
(00:35:44) - The first digital actress (and Maxim model), Aki Ross.
(00:40:16) - The aftermath of the movie's failure.
(00:42:53) - Our star-studded cast.
(00:53:20) - Briefly touching on the decidedly not-Final-Fantasy-sounding soundtrack.
(00:55:35) - Break!
(00:55:55) - We're back, let's get into Aki's dreams!
(01:02:26) - What Aki's getting up to.
(01:09:11) - A good old fashioned spirtual science argument.
(01:13:49) - Epic prank, Neil.
(01:17:59) - Hein's mandate, and realizing what's going on with the dream.
(01:20:48) - Finding the seventh spirit.
(01:26:38) - Fascist idiot does a whoopsie and wipes out New York.
(01:35:24) - This last act is ROUGH.
(01:48:56) - Final (Fantasy) thoughts.
(01:54:49) - Outro.
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114: Waterworld (1995)
We continue to dive ever deeper into the world of big budget failures with Waterworld, a sea-faring post-apocalyptic adventure so middle-of-the-road that only its astronomical budget could possibly be the source of its lasting cultural impact.
CHAPTERS:
(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 114: Waterworld (1995)
(00:00:21) - Intro.
(00:02:10) - Our movie is Waterworld, let's get right into the budget talk.
(00:03:40) - The Costner factor.
(00:10:32) - Getting into the ridiculous production history of this thing.
(00:21:16) - Fishtar.
(00:26:07) - What is the Ulysses Cut?
(00:28:56) - Some of the finer points of this goofy apocalypse.
(00:33:37) - Drowning the Universal logo in Kevin Costner's recycled piss.
(00:37:26) - A long stretch at an atoll.
(00:45:37) - Gills? In this economy?
(00:51:02) - Break!
(00:51:20) - Escaping the atoll.
(01:01:51) - Boy does the mariner hate these women.
(01:07:03) - God, this other drifter character.
(01:13:20) - OK, the fishing bit isn't bad. The part where the kid can't swim? Less so.
(01:16:32) - Yes! Please! Show us Drylan...d'oh...
(01:22:21) - Enola is taken.
(01:26:10) - Some more context for how Costner gets that jetski, and scattered Smoker talk.
(01:29:43) - Deacon's speech, and the mariner Solid Snakes his way through the boat.
(01:37:39) - Deacon's dumb end.
(01:39:13) - Off to Dryland.
(01:45:47) - Final thoughts.
(01:49:23) - Closing out our month next week: Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within!
(01:51:18) - Outro.
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113: Cutthroat Island (1995)
It's time again for our now-annual Turkey Month, and we're kicking off a November's worth of big budget turkeys with Cutthroat Island, the pirate movie that plundered Carolco of their last remaining doubloons, and sent Geena Davis' career as a swashbuckler off the side of a boat.
CHAPTERS:
(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 113: Cutthroat Island (1995)
(00:00:18) - Intro.
(00:02:08) - Our first turkey for November: Cutthroat Island!
(00:07:37) - The Renny Harlin factor, and the initial (fairly different) pitch for this movie.
(00:12:06) - THEY KILLED CAROLCO!
(00:18:15) - The cast we got, and the cast we could have had.
(00:23:30) - Listing off some of the myriad curses that befell this production (and some debate about Davis' stunts).
(00:32:16) - Despite all the troubles, they pulled this one off at the box office, right?!? (No.)
(00:38:49) - Addressing any lingering questions before we get into the movie proper.
(00:43:58) - Break!
(00:44:24) - We're back, and here's what the hell is happening in this movie.
(00:54:21) - The introduction of William Shaw.
(00:59:28) - I saved a guy who speaks Latin, what did you ever do?
(01:02:26) - One of the few bright spots: the carriage chase.
(01:04:41) - These puzzles suck.
(01:06:11) - Time to dig up another uncle.
(01:12:43) - Gunshot wound? No problem!
(01:17:45) - An interminable mutiny before we finally get to Cutthroat Island.
(01:25:31) - Oh look, treasure.
(01:29:49) - Let's blow some stuff up for like 30 minutes.
(01:37:11) - We saved the treasure! (...and Shaw!)
(01:40:32) - Final thoughts.
(01:46:04) - Some talk about our film for next week: Waterworld!
(01:51:28) - Outro.
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112: The Best of The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror
We close out our October of terror with the ghastliest, most chill-inducing horror anthology of all: The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror! Talking Simpsons' Henry Gilbert joins us as we rank our favorite Simpsons Halloween shorts from the golden age of the show.
CHAPTERS:
(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 112: The Best of The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror
(00:00:28) - Intro.
(00:01:07) - For this week's Simpsons themed nonsense, we turn to Talking Simpsons' Henry Gilbert!
(00:03:00) - Our personal experiences with The Simpsons and where we jumped off (if we ever did).
(00:10:41) - How this week's episode is gonna work.
(00:12:21) - Leading us off is Henry's number five pick: Clown Without Pity!
(00:21:29) - And now, without further ado, here's Brad's number five: Terror at 5½ Feet!
(00:32:27) - On the subject of the recurring Kang and Kodos bit.
(00:34:31) - It's time for Alex's number five: The Shinning!
(00:46:50) - And now for Vinny's number five: Attack of the 50 ft. Eyesores!
(00:57:42) - Break!
(00:58:00) - We're back, and here's Brad's number four: Bart Simpson's Dracula!
(01:11:23) - We're up to Vinny's number four: Time and Punishment!
(01:24:01) - Brad's number three? Dial Z for Zombies!
(01:34:09) - Henry's number two: The Devil and Homer Simpson!
(01:52:01) - Alex's number two: Homer Cubed!
(02:09:17) - Rounding things out with Vinny's number two! Bad Dream House!
(02:17:05) - Talking a bit about some of the other early shorts.
(02:22:10) - Re-reading through our complete lists, and mentioning some later season shorts that we like.
(02:29:59) - Final thoughts.
(02:34:02) - Our plans for November.
(02:40:23) - Outro.
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