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Marjorie Liu: Mesmero Thinks He's a Pin Up Model - Uncanny X-Men 111
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
Comics legend Marjorie Liu joins our host Lodro Rinzler to discuss an incredibly fun and disturbing issue of X-Men!
Before we sell you on all the hilarity, let's get real for a moment: Marjorie Liu is not just an extraordinary comic writer, she's also just a lovely, grounded, kind human being. It was an honor to have her on the show. Okay, now on to the silliness.
In this episode we discuss how Marjorie writes from the gut and, in her words, her gut is really weird. Also, how she went through a cathartic experience writing X-23 (now Wolverine).
Topics include:
teenage Marjorie wrote X-Men fanfic
in the Marvel Universe, a hat and trenchcoat is more than sufficient to disguise a six foot, blue, furry man
Charles Xavier sends postcards from space
Mesmero is a bag of dicks
Also Mesmero read a Playboy once and thinks that's how people should always pose
the Phoenix force has limits on how badly you can mess up Jean Grey
At the end we answer questions from YOU! Yes, you! Then Marjorie Liu spits wisdom on how to be yourself even and especially when others are trying to tell you who you should become and how to transmute hatred and negativity into gold. This episode is not to be missed!
Marjorie Liu is an attorney and New York Times bestselling novelist and comic book writer. Her work at Marvel includes X-23, Black Widow, Han Solo, Dark Wolverine and Astonishing X-Men. She is also the co-creator of Monstress from Image Comics, which has won multiple Hugo Awards, British Fantasy Awards, the Harvey Award, and five Eisner Awards, making Liu the first-ever woman (and woman of color) to win an Eisner in the Best Writer category. She teaches comic book writing at MIT.
Marjorie’s extensive work with Marvel includes the Dark Wolverine series, NYX: No Way Home, X-23, and Black Widow: The Name of the Rose. She received national media attention for Astonishing X-Men, which featured the gay wedding of X-Man Northstar and was subsequently nominated for a GLAAD Media Award for outstanding media images of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community. You can find more of Marjorie over at her website.
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
On this week's very special episode of X-Men Horoscopes, our host unpacks a listener request for their horoscope but I'm sorry Brandon...you were born during the Draco.
The world is on fire and there is political unrest so let's talk about Nightcrawler's daddy being Satan and how he's not really Satan he's just a mutant from Biblical times and oh yeah Angel is a literal angel and Mystique is there but she's not telling anyone she's actually Nightcrawler's dad and YEAH. It's a LOT OF FUN.
Also in this episode:
Iceman likes getting kissed by girls, he swears
poor Nils has a portal stomach and everyone makes fun of him for it
Havok has a creative idea about how to reform Bobby's ice body...and a thousand fan fics are launched
What does any of this mean for the future of Brandon from Woodbridge, Virginia? Tune in to find out! It's THE DRACO y'all!
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
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Alex Segura: Betsy Braddock is My Marriage Counselor - X-Men 12
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
Novelist and comic book writer Alex Segura joins our host for a romp where the original five X-Men from the past time travel to the present from the past and the future X-Men from the future are also in the present and they want the past X-Men to go back to the past. Confused yet? Well strap in friend do we take you for a ride this week as we study X-Men 12 (from September, 2013).
Also in this episode:
what if it's a fireman calendar but it's just Magneto for each month
Cyclops always puts Magik on his teams because he HATES getting his jets shot out of the sky and it happens ALL THE TIME
Eva Bell is NOT an X-Man from the future
the Zen koan of Xorn is Magneto is Xorn
one of the best twists in comic history
Angel exists in this comic but literally everyone forgot he was there
What does any of this mean for Alex's marriage? Tune in to find out!
Alex Segura is the bestselling and award-winning author of Secret Identity, which The New York Times called “wittily original” and named an Editor’s Choice. NPR described the novel as “masterful,” and it received starred reviews from Publishers Weekly, Kirkus, and Booklist. Secret Identity was also listed as one of the Best Mysteries of the Year by NPR, Kirkus, Booklist, the South Florida Sun Sentinel and more, and was nominated for the Anthony Award for Best Hardcover, the Lefty and Barry Awards for Best Novel, the Macavity Award for Best Mystery Novel, and won the LA Times Book Prize in the Mystery/Thriller category. His next novel, the YA Spider-Verse adventure Araña/Spider-Man 2099: Dark Tomorrow is out now from Disney Books/Marvel Press. Marvel fans will know his voluminous work on Star Wars comics and the wildly acclaimed by me Spider Society series.
You can find more of Alex on his Substack or on social media at Instagram, Blue Sky or Threads.
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
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Adam Kousarri-Amin: The Most Depressing After School Special - Uncanny X-Men 195
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
Right in time for Halloween Homo Superior co-host Adam Kousarri-Amin joins our host for The Most Depressing After School Special EVER! The Power Pack kids get abducted by the Morlocks and the X-Men have to remember the Morlocks exist and save them.
That's right! How to top last week's episode where the Morlocks kidnap an adult? With another episode where they kidnap children! Everyone needs a hobby and this is the Morlocks' so please stop judging them.
We review Uncanny X-Men 195 and other important topics covered include:
How watching X-Men 97 was like watching Drag Race...but for X-Men
Why mourning X-Men 97 is like losing a foreign lover
Lodro has a Star Wars name
Wolverine loves to smoke cigars and stab little girls...and he’s all out of cigars
Power Pack loves to hang out in sewers
We all know why Manson removed one of his own ribs right?
Kitty can be in charge and if Wolverine has to kill a couple Morlocks as a result of her bad leadership it's not the end of the world
The many teams of baby soldiers Xavier made us forget
If you live in a sewer why are you going to dress your kid in a tube top?
Cro Magnons are going to HATE this episode but everyone should give it a listen anyway.
Adam Koussari-Amin is co-host of the weekly podcast, Homo Superior, which provides smart analysis and dumb jokes about the latest and greatest of X-Men and MCU content. When he’s not running his mouth, you can catch him DJing around Washington, DC, or cuddling on the couch with his partner and his dog watching horror movies and playing video games. The excellent meme-game discussed in this episode can be found here.
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
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Marina Acosta: A Very BDSM Morlock Wedding - Uncanny X-Men 170
Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
Joining us this week is long-time friend of our host/medical professional/voodoo practitioner and guide Marina Acosta to discuss a very BDSM Morlock wedding.
Angel has been kidnapped and is destined to marry Callisto, leader of the Morlocks...unless the X-Men can come in at that point where an officiant goes "Does anyone object?" and save the day that way.
Also in this issue:
American voodoo traditions
- Marina is kinda on the Morlocks' side and also sort of confused by how comics work
Cyclops is upset about Madelyne Pryor looking exactly like his dead ex girlfriend...but gets over it in one minute flat
the X-Men consistently forget that the Morlocks exist the moment they are out of sight
Nightcrawler has a beautifully symmetrical face
What do Cyclops and Caliban have in common (they both have been worn as sweaters except for Cyclops - bad joke sorry)?
a truly beautiful knife fight
Cyclops loves wearing sunglasses at night
And we answer the question our guest asks: "Are the X-Men good guys?"
Marina Acosta is a full scope primary care nurse practitioner, specializing in polycystic ovarian syndrome and ADHD. Separately, she is a New Orleans Voodoo practitioner, focused on honoring traditional rituals, ingredients, and recipes. She is a mom, a wife and a collector of stationary. Here's her Instagram!
More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com
Embark on an exciting journey as we unravel the mysteries hidden within the pages of Uncanny X-Men.
Each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future.
It is not just a horoscope; it is your mutant destiny decoded!